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30 Actual News Headlines From 2011 That Are Almost Too Bizarre To Believe

Our world has become a really, really bizarre place.  The pace of change has become so rapid that nobody can really keep up with all of the important things that are happening right now.  Today, more events of significance will happen in a single week than used to happen in an entire month.  If we were able to go to sleep right now and wake up in exactly 10 years, we would awaken to a world that would be virtually unrecognizable to us.  To get an idea of just how fast the world is changing, just check out this short YouTube video.  Keep in mind that neither YouTube or Facebook even existed 10 years ago.  Prior to the 20th century, our forefathers could pretty much count on the fact that the world that their children would live in would be pretty much the same world that they lived in.  Today, we can’t even really know what next year is going to look like.  We live during an unprecedented time in human history.  Global events are building toward a crescendo.  The pace of life just seems to get faster and faster and faster.  I don’t know about you, but for me days just seem to fly by.  It is inconceivable that anyone could be “bored” in this day and age.  If it was always your desire to live during a time in which you can “make history”, then you certainly got your wish.

The news headlines that you are about to read are all real.  Some of them are funny, some of them are shocking and all of them are bizarre.

You might find yourself laughing or smiling at many of these headlines, and there is nothing wrong with that.  But there is also a very serious message here.

The world that we once knew is gone.

A new world is emerging.

Sadly, the new world that is arising might not look anything like what many of us were hoping for.

The following are 30 actual news headlines from 2011 that are almost too bizarre to believe….

#1The mouse that tweets like a bird: Japanese scientists create genetically-modified animal

#2Liquid Medicine: Controversial Call To Add Lithium To Drinking Water For Mental Health

#3Investigators: Polk deputy tied naked children to desk, beat them with paddle

#4Vatican crackdown at Rome’s Playboy Mansion-style monastery

#5Woman Allegedly Kills Cat For Lady Gaga Concert Outfit

#6Sesame Street’s pinko puppets brainwash our kids

#7Congressman Warns: Those Who Can, Should Move Their Families Out of the City

#8Russian sect believes Putin reincarnation of St. Paul

#9Chinese prisoners forced to slay dragons, mine gold in online games

#10Duncan, South Carolina Police Ticket Parents for Cheering During High School Graduation

#11Lawsuit Filed Against Texas School District to Stop Prayer During Graduation

#12Judge orders use of Islamic law in Tampa lawsuit over mosque leadership

#13This is a city built for a million people – but no one lives here: The Mongolian metropolis thrust into the 21st Century in a storm of steel and concrete

#14Feds Issue Threat: No Fly Zone for Texas?

#15Wear a headscarf or we will kill you: How the ‘London Taliban’ is threatening women and trying to ban gays in bid to impose sharia law

#16Bush daughter Barbara supports gay marriage

#17Shocker! On his own, judge demands homeschool student IDs

#18Computer errors allow violent California prisoners to be released unsupervised

#19U.S. meat and poultry widely contaminated with bacteria including superbugs

#20Saudi men launch Facebook campaign to whip women who dare to drive

#21Atheist Ads: You Can Live Moral, Meaningful Lives without God

#22Europe to spend £225million on army of 1,000 spin doctors to promote EU

#23$500 Million Obama Administration Program Will Help Kids ‘Sit Still’ in Kindergarten

#24EL MONSTRUO 2011: The Mexican Drug Cartel’s Purpose-Built Tank

#25Girls hit puberty earlier than ever, and doctors aren’t sure why

#26Artificial Wombs Will Spawn New Freedoms

#27Twin Girls Born In Single Body with Two Heads In China

#28Giant Wolf Epidemic: Huge Packs Of Giant Canadian Gray Wolves Are Terrifying Idaho Residents

#29Cows make ‘human’ milk

#3032 Signs That The Entire World Is Being Transformed Into A Futuristic Big Brother Prison Grid

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  • wobbly-1

    …and these are the headlines we do know about. How many things are brought to bear on the citizenry that never get captured in the MSM/Alternate Media? Even without drifting off into “tin foil” fantasies one can easily note that these headlines could almost be a distraction to the real things happening. Kind of like a stage magician who uses that beautiful girl to distract you so he can perform the real trick without you seeing it.

    Follow the money and always ask, “so, what just happened while I was enamored with this story?” Usually you will find that the “real story” is the one never reported.

  • Mike

    What’s so bizarre about the atheist ads? I mean, there are lots of good atheists out here (including myself) and atheists are underrepresented in the prison system.

  • A Dodgy Bloke

    Number seven isn’t bizarre it’s just prudent, but you need to do your homework. Some but not much of this is the 24 hour news cycle, the internet and much more that used to be swept under the rug or dealt with internally #3, #4, #18. The rest is just the general craziness of our times, political correctness, over reaching officials, Muslims who are convinced they’re on ascendant and nothing can stop them, people who should get a hobby.

  • Gary2

    I think it was Karl Marx who said that sometimes decades go by with nothing happening and other times decades happen in a week.

    I am probably somewhat misquoting this but you get the idea.

  • WLS

    Well, if it makes you feel any better, in a few hundred years we’ll be right back to living like our ancient ancestors. The Information Age and all of its mind-bending wonders will exist in myth and legend, if at all. There will probably still be plenty of naked child beating (#3), though. That’s always been popular.

  • Anonymium

    Hell yes, IRL post-apocalyptic cars at last! :-D

  • Richard

    “Our world has become a really, really bizarre place.” Really, really? Woweeeeeee!!!!!! Funny, I thought it was just bizarre. Then someone todl me it was REALLY bizarre. No I understand it’s really REALLY bizarre. Could you PLEASE let us know when it becomes really REALLY R E A L L Y bizarre??????
    Thanks

  • http://www.pathtoasia.com rhea

    #1 “The mouse that tweets like a bird: Japanese scientists create genetically-modified animal”
    I think they have a lot of free time, and these scientists are just bored of their old stuff to create such as this one. Maybe they’ll teach the mouse to use twitter and facebook…

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  • http://www.placeofrefuge2012.com Sheila

    You ain’t seen anything yet, things are on the verge of getting very very messed up.

    Sheila
    http://www.placeofrefuge2012.com

  • Guido

    I don’t know if SC has rural highschool graduations like Georgia’s, but in Georgia, it isn’t unusual for parents to be in the gym during graduation screaming and blasting air horns. No joke! I wouldn’t be surprised if this school has the same issue. I was at a friend’s public school graduation elsewhere, during which they had a hard time keeping the parents and friends from cheering for their particular graduates. No tickets were issued, but they took security seriously enough to have cops and a metal detector portal on hand.

    Sure, it’s ridiculous to have cops ticketing well-wishers during graduation, but I can see where they would want to get the ceremony over and then let people woop it up. At this point, a highschool graduation seems like such a pointless non-event, I probably wouldn’t mind just getting the certificate in the mail while I’m out looking for work or applying to colleges.

  • Guido

    I agree, it seems like everything is speeding up. Art Bell dubbed it “The Quickening” back in 1994. I don’t think these articles indicate things are really any different from normal. The news always looks for the wacky, the extreme, and the scary to get your attention. I can’t think of a time when it wasn’t like this in the news. Imagine reading the papers and watching the news in the 1960s! You got moon landings, Soviets on the march in Prague, presidents getting shot, Manson, Cuba, Vietnam, Nat’l Guard shooting rioting college kids, etc.

    • J2201987

      It only appears as time is speeding up because so many events are taking place in such a short period of time.

      170 years ago if you wrote a person from Georgia to Virgina it would probably take a month or two just for that one person to get that letter and, depending if that person writes you directly after receiving the letter, it will take another month or two to get a response.

      This day and age you send a quick text to someone and in milliseconds the next person gets it.

      Unfortunately for the sheeple the media will never tell the truth and continuously report on sunshines and rainbows, how the dems hate the repubs, how the repubs hate everyone/thing, or if Lady GaGa will skin alive a Martian and wear it as a dress.

      I also read a theory about the Earth giving off a “pulse,” but I couldn’t understand it.

  • A.S.

    Here is another one that just came up:

    Utah man cited by police and made to pay a fine for paying a doctor’s bill in pennies:
    http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/utah-man-cited-for-trying-to-pay-25-doctors-bill-in-pennies-20110604-ncx

  • http://placeofrefuge2012.com Sheila

    Read every one of them,

    I know the world is a mess, the problem is that most people thing this kind stuff is NORMAL!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.placeofrefuge2012.com